Are you in a relationship that is full of drama and hurts like hell? You might just be in a karmic relationship – the two of you are toxic for each other!

To find out if you are toxic soul mates count the signs that are true for you and your relationship as we go along…

Low Score 0-3 Karmic Baggage Score
Medium Score 4-6 Karmic Baggage Score
High Score 7-9 Karmic Baggage Score

Soul mate connections aren’t exactly a walk in the park. Processing past-life baggage is a serious business – and your higher selves never promised it would be easy.

You’re on a cosmic mission to clean out your closet in this life. Those crazy-making toxic soul mates you meet along your path are there to show you your shadow self.

Count the signs that are true for you and your potential toxic soul mate lover as we go along to get your Karmic Baggage score.

Sign One – Literally Electrifying
A careless from your toxic soul mate lover is like sticking a wet finger in an electrical socket. zzzp.

Sign Two – Big Baby
You know how you thought you were a reasonable, grown up human being? Well, you might need to rethink that after spending 5 minutes with your toxic soul mate lover.

Sign Three – Toxic Well
Drinking from the rotten soul mate well makes you sick. Real sick. But you can’t resist going back to sup a little bit more from the filthy soul mate cup. bllarh.

Sign Four –  Orgasm Boom Box
Butter-bing. Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight.

Sign Five – Freudian Mirror
Come on admit it. Your toxic soul mate is more than a little bit like mum or dad. ewww.

Sign Six –  The Odd Couple
I’m not being funny but, you guys look really freaky together. How did that even happen?

Sign Seven – Excuse Me For Breathing!
Your toxic soul mate judges every breath you take. Didn’t you know that you’re not supposed to laugh or enjoy yourself – ever!

Sign Eight – Mushroom Cloud
The end was as sudden as the beginning. And this time there ain’t gonna be no going back. Delete. Block. Disappear. Breathe.

Sign Nine – Spooky Dream Visitations
You’re Heathcliff, she’s Cathy. You did the sane thing and dumped the toxic one from your life – but they will persist in haunting your dreams. who ho…

What Karmic Baggage Score Did Your Lover get?

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Low Score 0-3 Karmic Baggage Score
Medium Score 4-6 Karmic Baggage Score
High Score 7-9 Karmic Baggage Score